30 January 2009

"Sleepmonger"

SLEEPMONGER
By Curtis C. Chen

(For the screenplay purists, here's a properly formatted version.)

INT. CAFETERIA - DAYTIME

Most employees eat lunch here. It's early, so there aren't many people yet, but JACKSON is still sitting in a corner, eating alone, avoiding company. He's a large man, clearly obese.

TODD walks over excitedly, carrying his own lunch tray.


    TODD
Is this seat taken?

JACKSON's mouth is full, so he nods his head. TODD sits down anyway.

    TODD
So, about the other night--

JACKSON points a knife at TODD.

    JACKSON
Please shut up. You haven't told anyone, have you?

    TODD
Of course not! I gave my word. But I've been thinking. I know you need to eat a lot, but maybe if you figured out precisely how much, you wouldn't be so, well...

    JACKSON
Thanks. I was afraid I might go a whole day without someone mentioning my weight. Can you please leave me alone?

    TODD
But you've got an amazing power!

    JACKSON
It's not amazing. It's useless. Go away.

    TODD
Look. You've been hiding this all your life, yeah? You've never embraced it. You've never tried to use it.

    JACKSON
I can't use it. I can't control it.

    TODD
Maybe you just need a bit of practice.

    JACKSON
It's too dangerous.

    TODD
Jackson, with great power comes great responsibility.

    JACKSON
If you ever say that again, I will stab you.
  (sighs)
I'm going to tell you one thing. And then you're going to stop bothering me. Right?

    TODD
Depends on what you tell me.

    JACKSON
I discovered my... "ability" when I was twelve years old. Christmas. My parents were driving me home from the mall. We had waited in line for hours to see Santa. I was tired. I wanted candy. They wouldn't allow it. They were going to feed me a proper meal when we got home.

    TODD.
You were hungry. Oh my God.

    JACKSON
I hadn't eaten since breakfast.

    TODD
And you... your parents fell asleep? In the car?

    JACKSON
I saw my dad slump over the steering wheel. Then our car went off the road. I don't remember much else.

    TODD
Jesus.

    JACKSON
So you understand why I'm not keen to experiment with this.

    TODD
I'm real sorry about your parents, but you need to know. What if this building collapses, and it takes hours for them to dig us out? What if they can't get near us because you can't control your ability, and they all keep falling asleep? How many people might die then?

    JACKSON
You must be a lot of fun at parties.

    TODD
I just want to help.

JACKSON sighs and looks around the cafeteria.

    JACKSON
We don't talk about this here. We go someplace else.

    TODD
I totally agree.

    JACKSON
I pick the place. You drive. You pay.

    TODD
  (hesitantly)
Can we perhaps set an upper limit on the cost of these meals?

    JACKSON
  (quoting)
"Don't get cheap on me now, Dodgson."

TODD frowns, trying to place the quote, then snaps his fingers and smiles.

    TODD
Jurassic Park. Brilliant! "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

JACKSON rolls his eyes. He's already regretting this.

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Audio: "Sleepmonger"



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Music: "Terminal" by jaspertine, licensed under Creative Commons from ccMixter.

Voice references for this week:

Todd == Roy (Chris O'Dowd) from The IT Crowd

Jackson == Marvin the Paranoid Android (Stephen Moore) from BBC Radio's adaptation of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Apparently this scene is set in the UK. Who knew?

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And...Scene

As you can see, I've tried something different this week. I decided to give in to my unabiding love of dialogue and just write a damn script. Also, I've probably been influenced by my recent viewings of The IT Crowd and No Heroics.

The scene I've written occurs in the third act of a pilot that I haven't written for a TV show that doesn't exist. I do, in fact, have a fully formed idea for the Jackson character: he's fat because he needs to eat constantly. He needs to eat constantly because he is physically unable to sleep, and eating is the only way he can refresh his body. If he ever gets too hungry, he starts drawing energy from the people from around him, and they start falling asleep. Just don't call him Sleeping Beauty; Disney might sue you.

My original idea came from the "5-2-1" rule for convention-goers: in any given day, you should get at least five hours of sleep, two meals, and one shower. You may substitute sleep or a shower for a meal, or replace sleep with a meal or a shower, but you must shower. I started wondering what might happen if you were able to exchange all your sleep hours for meals, and here we are.

I will also admit that I was going to name these characters "Jason" and "Todd," but I thought that might be a bit too fannish.

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